Hi, m'name's Joyce and this is my dumping ground for doodles and reblogs of things I like. The reblog button is HEAVILY abused. I WILL NOT BE SPOILER FREE for anything that catches my interest. You have been warned.
Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too
Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!
Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.
Katara:
Aang:
Sokka:
Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.
Toph: ….did you guys not know you were killing people?
Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right
Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!
Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already
No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.
Hey guys, a little out of character for me to post my writing. Might do it more idk. Anyways, wrote a little valentines day micro fiction
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Stirring her coffee idly, she took in her surroundings. ‘Yet another Valentines day is going to pass me by, because yet again, I'm single.’ She thought bitterly. She let the spoon take a well needed break as she rested her head against her palm and let out a sigh.
Glancing up, her eyes caught a very familiar pair and she let herself smile a little. A thought flitted across her mind and her face split into ridiculous grin. She pushed her chair out and walked over, swaying her hips a bit more than usual. She’d spent time with this person before, but she’d never really taken the time to get to know this person. They were a stranger that she knew intimately well. Before now, she’d never considered taking them on a date. But…
As she stood before them, she ran her fingers through her short brown hair and cocked her hip, as she boldly stated “I’m taking you on a date today”. No room for objections, a crooked smile was her reply.
They went out to a movie she had been longing to see. It had been a comedy that left laughter lingering on her lips. There was no disagreements about how enjoyable the film was, or anyone’s acting. Only shared opinions and shy smiles.
They had lunch at a window-side table and, in companionable silence, watched the people pass by. Something was lighting up inside of her. Warmth, comfort, maybe even… love? The though made her feel giddy.
After lunch, they enjoyed a stroll through a nearby park. The warmth of the sun peeking through the clouds seemed as perfect as the date. Laughter and joyful screams a chorus around her from playing children. There were couples holding hands, and an elderly man feeding some birds. The park was as peaceful as she’d felt. As they continued to walk they came across a flower stand. “Flowers for the beautiful lady?” The spritely old vendor offered. Money was exchanged and a lovely tulip bouquet filled with pinks, yellows, and light purples was bestowed upon her. She felt lighter than air, and practically floated until they arrived at her home.
Her home was filled with the late afternoon light, gently filling the room with warm tones. She rustled through her cupboards and found a vase for her new bouquet. “These really are lovely” she said contentedly. She gazed joyfully to her reflection, “I'm really glad I took you on a date. You deserved this”.
Team Juggernaut’s first member was illegally acquired way before houndour actually showed up in any dungeons, as a team-joining client so on a whim I named her Orisa because she started out as a sort of protector while Anatolia was still a small egg who missed 60% of the time
Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.
As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.
But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.
The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.
Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?
First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.
Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.
With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!
Say whaaaat?
Well uhm
Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.
If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.
And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.
Still grasping for straws, Wright?
Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.
Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn.
Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all.
Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.
Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.
I’m sorry Edgeworth.
I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1
But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.
Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.
And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?
While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.
The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!
Ack.
(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)
Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!
Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!
… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?
Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.
Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!
Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?
D E AD
I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash
Absolutely fucking D E S T R O Y E D
This is the strongest Tumblr post I’ve ever witnessed.
found in the personal journals of organization13 , xion is the only original KH character to identify their own personal platonic feelings as ‘Love’ . ironically it comes from a x Nobody. x Replica ofSomebody. ✓defective replica
Honestly, I think the most important thing to take away from Kingdom Hearts is that Donald Duck is not only canonically the most powerful mortal mage in the consolidated Squeenix universe - outdoing suped-up deities in terms of raw destructive power - but when the chips were down he straight-up murdered a main character with absolutely zero hesitation.
Hi, m'name's Joyce and this is my dumping ground for doodles and reblogs of things I like. The reblog button is HEAVILY abused. I WILL NOT BE SPOILER FREE for anything that catches my interest. You have been warned.
